The Pee-Wee's Playhouse Christmas Special Theme Song is the intro song to the Pee-Wee's Playhouse Christmas Special.
Lyrics/Script[]
(The episode opens with a snowy forest. We pan to a big sign saying PEE-WEE'S PLAYHOUSE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL. As we pan along to the Playhouse, which is decorated for the holidays, we see claymation animals playing in the snow. A pitch pipe sounds. Inside, we see a men's chorus dressed in military attire, with their hats placed above their hearts, as they sing in harmonious acapella)
Chorus: Oh, it's Christmas in the Playhouse and our hearts are all aglow as we welcome you to the Playhouse for Pee-Wee's Christmas Special! Oh, the holidays are here again! Peace on earth, good will and cheer and we wish you a seasons greetings at this special time of year!
(Afterward, Pee-Wee pops up)
Pee-Wee: CHRISTMAS! (The music jumps into a swing beat as the chorus dances. Pee-wee walks to the camera) Hello, everybody! My name is Pee-Wee! What's yours? Welcome to my very special Christmas special! Starring me, Pee-Wee Herman, and... Pterri, Conky, Globey, Floory, Cool Cat, Chicky Baby, Dirty Dog, Chairry, The Flowers, The Fish, Clocky, Mr. Kite….
Annette: (announces her own name) ….Annette……
Pee-Wee: (continues) ……Penny, Randy, Cowntess, Magic Screen! Say Hello to Mr. Window! The Ants, The Dinosaur Family, Billy Baloney and the Food in the Refrigerator! Also starring... Cowboy Curtis, Miss Yvonne, Ricardo, Mrs. Rene, The King of Cartoons, Reba the Mail Lady and Jambi! And my special, special guest stars: Frankie Avalon, Charo, Del Rubio Triplets, Annette Funicello, Whoopi Goldberg, Magic Johnson, Grace Jones, K.D. Lang, Little Richard, Joan Rivers, Dinah Shore, Oprah Winfrey and Princess Zsa Zsa!
(After the cast is introduced, Pee-Wee starts singing)
Pee-Wee: (singing)
It's Christmas in the Playhouse
And we're gonna have a lot of fun
Merry Christmas, everybody
Merry Christmas, ev-ery-ooooonnnnnneeeeeeee..........!