Pee-Wee's Playhouse
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Pee-Wee's Playhouse

Pee-Wee: "I love fruit salad!"Everyone: "Then why don't you marry it?!" Pee-Wee: "Alright, I will..."

Pee-wee or another character would say that he or she loved something, to which someone else would reply, "Then why don't you marry me/him/her/it?". In the "Pajama Party" episode, Pee-wee finally did marry a bowl of fruit salad in a formal ceremony, but it turns out that it was only a dream.

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